Too much spin you know!
Jesus: We all got a good laugh out of that one.
BBC: Well, Jesus, welcome! What a pleasant surprise!
God: Yes, I was saving it, but he’s always wanting to return somewhere on his own and since we have canceled his return to the old Holy Land, I guess he chose the BBC! Ha ha, cute!
Jesus: Thanks Ian, so nice to be here and I brought a guest as well, Hope you don’t mind.
Allah: Well hello Ian, Allah here. Can’t be revoking the Holy Land lease without ME!
BBC: Wow, all three of you! Well let me ask, just what was it that got you thinking the lease was up?
God: Well for me it was the murder of the Palestinian family on the beach, via rocket attack by the Israelis a few weeks back. It was kind of a symbol to me that the place just can’t be called Holy anymore.
Jesus: For me, it was that too, but also the hopeless quagmire or Iraq. I know you guys try, but you are missing a lot of stuff there and Holy just doesnt’ cut it.
BBC: Jesus, let me interrupt and ask if you feel badly about not returning to the Mount of Olives as you nce said.
Jesus: No, not at all.
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